Oy! You can't leave that lion there....
It's got a bear behind.


Leaving work, lazy post.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

I am outraged by this filth!
*buys subscription-only service*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

'ello lovely.
how's tricks?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

I am fine :)
I have, however, been to Kwik Fit and they have informed me that my nearside front tyre is unmendably bent and that I need to spend £130 at my dealers (plus labour and VAT I expect) to replace it.

Bloody pot holes. I should invoice Lancashire County Council.

EDIT: How rude of me! How are you? *gives mink snacks*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

the swines!

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

Help, I'm being stalked!
*leaves work*
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

By me?
But I'm too fluffy to be a menacing stalker!

*smiles winningly*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

*gets home*
*is won over by winning smile*

*hugs*

*goes to the pub*
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

I second this outrage!
Though I am also a little 'in'raged too...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

is that lion wearing a superhero costume?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

No it's a polar bear...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

because all polar bears wear green lycra outfits with matching masks
hang on, you confuse me!!

AHHH

it's not the bear, it's the lion that's the superhero
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

they do, you can look this up anywhere...
EDIT: And now this makes no sense...

La la la la la laaaaa

It's the nails in my skull that make me do it you know...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

I looked up it's anywhere and all I saw was squidgy pink bits

( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

Ah, you need to brush them aside, THEN you'll see...
*passes the sonic broom for brushing purposes*

WAIT!

THE BROOM!


I'm.... naked....
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

FILTH!

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

A green lion?
How very odd.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

I disagree
www.davethewave.co.uk/theherbs/
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

It's Parsley!

( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

that's what I said

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

I know
I just wanted to be like the cool kids.

*weeps silent bitter tears*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

:..(

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

lazy animation

( mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

he/she laaaaaaaves it!!

( TomD Howdy!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

It goes without saying...

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

arff
:)
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

rawr
bareback? *shudders*
(kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)

*YIFFS*

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)