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From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(chris90uk chris, 1990, united kingdom, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

I was graped once

wasn't pretty
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

Don't wine about it then

(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

chianti wine if he wants?

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

I've red (wine) that before
Pun Chevron!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

for fuck's Sake

(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

Anymore?
No, that's it.
I'm off-dry
(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)

No, I'm all out of puns
But I'll be with you in spirits
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

Puns eh?
I've got Blue Nun left
(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)

all right, calm down, thats quite a Tempranillo you've got there

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

oops, was I out of order?
Let me just mull it over
(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

pffft

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

Stop being a champagne in the arse

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Put a cork in it

(spartacus_mills, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

You've got a lot of bottle

( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

He asti be!

( Mstandot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

Stop wining.


Bah! *wipes piss*
( Mstandot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Ha, too late
you corker :)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

Don't you mean
raped?

.......... (go on)
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

I always prefer to be the rapist
not the rapee
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

I thought there was a bunch of them
?
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)

Oh, there is



just keep it quiet, will you
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)

I once had my squildo graped
that was fun
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

Decant say that
can he?
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)

there were a bunch of 'em?

( The Great Architect, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

pffft


yes
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)

that deserved a van dance

(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha
hahahaha
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

is that like gang raped?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

sonds like fun
i might have to try it some time
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)