From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

you still awake?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

no.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

well wake up, you're missing stuff

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

OH, LOOK DYSLEXIA POSTED A PICTURE.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF:
RUSSIAN HAT.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

go

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

to

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

bed

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

. Close

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

bed,closejail
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Do not pass go

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

do not

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

Make the man?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

Make him pay with...

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

collect
doghorse ruins my first chevron
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

NEWTON OWNZ THROREAU.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Oops.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

umm ok then

( prodigy69 apparently I'm a Scots Spag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!
gayest post ever.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

That's wider than the size recommended in the FAQ
/nazi struggling to find something to complain about blog

I enjoyed your policemens
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

thanks, after they took the hacker to jail they kidnapped some children and killed them
as a joke.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

But did he ever find some brown sugar?
oh, he wasn't talking about sugar was he.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

Russian hat?

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Dave the hat's cousin
They don't meet up much any more.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

RUSSIAN HAT.
RUSSIAN HAT.

PART ONE OF RUSSIAN UNIFORM.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Will we have the opportunity to collect the other parts?

( Hamster Trippin', Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

MAYBE IF I WAS DEAD.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Yay!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

BEST ENTRY YET.
YOU WIN SO HARD AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I HAD THIS EXACT SAME IDEA.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

Thank you, come again!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

WINNAR

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I always love these, but this is the best yet.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

HUZZAH!
:D
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)