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From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
that's terrible and awesome at teh same time.

No Jim Dunlop Stubbies though...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

No,
but there IS a pirate one.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

yarr

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

I bought a pirate one the other day....
It was far too thin for my liking, but it has a skull and crossbones on it and so makes me happy.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

I've got a signed Yngwie Malmsteen one
I usually have on in my pocket

but not today
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Rising Force!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

"I like the way
he calls himself Yngwie J Malmsteen, just to be sure he's not confused with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens"

/David St Hubbins
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

hahahah
I'm Yngwie Malmsteen

No! I'm Yngwie Malmsteen

/Spartacus blog

ps the 'Tap are playing this Live Hearse thingy...
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

www.theonion.com/content/node/34676
( fross Read your email on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

pfft

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

yay for visual puns

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

ZX Plectrum
*spangs*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Spang me while your at it
it took me far to long
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ahhhhhh
I was thinking Pickzx? That's not funny. Unless it's a new guitar type goatse thing.
(jagathewise, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

*slaps* :D

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

ha ha ha ha !
i can never find a bloody plectrum when i want one!
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

I'm tripping up over the buggers.
Folk keep leaving them behind.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

*spangs*
arf!
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

and so you should be!
'nings the board!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*
*pounces*
*gives a reet good sexing*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

cor!!!
*sexes back all enthusiastic, like*

'ning prof! Still dead i see :/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

sorry
that's never happened to me before
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Pffft!
*resurrects*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

if everyone just thinks of my name at the same time...
my inflated ego might just get my heart started again!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

*thinks hard*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Never mind that, think of his name!

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

spoilsport!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Ok, you think hard...
I'll see if I can use my new powers to do something for the lad...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Psssst!
*waggles eyebrows*

*waves forked tail*

'ning Debs!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

'ningles broomster
*strokes tail*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

*purrs gently*
I'm enjoying this Satan lark...

*prods co-worker with pitchfork*

*giggles*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

*polishes horns*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Nice deep shine as ever.
Were it not a physical impossibility I could see my face in them...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

'ningles

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Thanks
for hurting my brain
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

If you stacked male sheep in a box
Would that be a RAM Pack?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

christ

( mictoboy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

hahaha
I was going to 'write' EMO in razor blades, but I can't be arsed.

Woo for ZX plectrum! :D
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

HA HA HA HA AHhhhhh
*dies*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

deary me!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)