i got mail

this will probably work in several compos. if you can read it...

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

haha
this is quality
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

i'm having problems with the title
that's the key to a succesful post i find
( new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

how about "alright stop. meditate and listen"?

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Haha better than the real thing!
because you could do swapsies on faces... "want, want... NEED!"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Hehe!
It's exactly like this!

Sorry to TJ, but I have just seen the advert for this product on TV. Advert is on the website for those who haven't seen it. Contains half naked kids in a bath, so NSFW is advised.

For a start, strange product. But is it wrong that my first thought was "You could SO have sex in that!" ? (Though not with kids, obviously...)
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

i can't really click
but is it the jelly stuff?

i REALLY want some of that :)
( mictoboy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

Yep! That's the stuff!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

What the frig is in it?

(spartacus_mills, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

SCIENCE!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

:D
I'll be sure to tell the staff at the casualty dept that when I'm in there with third degree burns from the stuff
(spartacus_mills, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

I'd love to see the look on my housemates face
when he sees that I've filled his bath with Gelli Baff!
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

pffh :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Hoorays!


I like this, therefore I like you. Come here so I can rub you.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

i'm not sure about that
i've just had these trousers pressed
( new_matt, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Pffft
:)
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)