this had me choking to death
cheers prof
( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

well - I'll make sure you have a good send off
... staging funerals is a new line of work I'm thinking about going into ... very over teh top, theatrical affairs, professional mourners, scrips, lighting - whatever you want, to the letter.
(Prof UnderCover trying to bring back pillaging, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

if you need an assistant, give me a call
I'm good at three things:
Fighting, screwing and reading the news.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)