I really thought I had found all these...
... but here's another one (inspired by the good people of Dunfermline).



Previously:
Grannies, Testicles, Paedophiles, Spastics, Faecal impaction, Munters, Contraception, Brides, Cunts, Inhaler technique

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)

Phillippa!
How I loved the holidays!!!!!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

*speaks to your pharmacist*

( lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

YAY!

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)

*sets aboot ye*

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)

Mind you, I miss Fife now.
Started working in Dundee, and the branch moved to new premises this week. Today, two people round the corner were arrested and charged with firearms offences.

Good thing about this job is that you can get all the junkies addicts to fill you in on all the local details, but I'm not going to repeat any of it here in case I get myself into trouble with some of the local families.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

you lived in dunfermline?
*sympathises*
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)

Good Christ, no!
I lived in Edinburgh, just worked there sometimes. I have some standards.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)

Ah,
you didnt make the mistake i did then
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)

No.
But having said that, I just moved to Dundee. That probably qualifies as a bigger mistake.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)

hahaha
Tell you what. Fuck it - lets move back.
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)