i sniffed all my glue and im not allowed scissors...

i give you, objects at hand with staples and texta!

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)

I don't know what I'm looking at
I've only had one glass of red thus far.

gives it a mo for me.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

having neither glue, scissors nor the facilities to appropriate them...
i made a mess and took a pic
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)

and there was me looking for meaning
Thats better than my desk.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)

there's no meaning and no point cleaning
its a desk in a mess i confess!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

You need to call in
the cat in the hat
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

*uses CSI image enhancer*
one of the items on the taskbar says midget pr0n
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)

my pc too.
Is this not a standard feature of interweb?
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)

Apparently not
I just have donkey pron :(
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)

So who posted a link to imagefap and then got embarassed and deleted it?

( lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)

*awaits reposting of link to "imagefwap"*

*realises I've misread the above post, and stops fwapping*
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

you got rolled on the CSI Image Enhancer, its says
gidget shorn - its all about surfin and shavin
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)

I'm looking at girls shavin
What a small world.

Amish women face hair Mmmmm
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)

COMPUTER, ENHANCE!
so it does!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)

You missed a trick with the thing in the top right

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)

:)
look like a goat gets everywhere.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)

I have seen more of this since wednesday
than is strictly necessary
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)

the C3PO one today was a bit much.
I can't watch starwars again in the same way

found it
www.b3ta.com/board/7375506
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)

I hereby consider myself
glad I haven't seen that one.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)

*agress*

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

hahahaha
pays out for this evenings round of "Goatseeeeeeearch"!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)

Messahhh!


EDIT: Ooo we';re speaker brothers!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)

I can see the desk.
its fine.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)

hahahaha!
points, sings and taunts - ya gonna spill ya coffee, ya gonna spill ya coffee, ya gonna spill ya coffee!

:)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)

I could be gravy!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)

so you could!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)

groovy gravy

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)

*Beavis dances*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)

I like your 5.1 arrangement
i bet it sounds great!
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)

bloody loud,
but out of most of the 'way'!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)