except the red button on my smoke alarm.
Please don't press it, it goes on for ages.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

I test my smoke alarm by cooking

( M3rx There are bullies and nerds. And hot Asian chicks., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

:D
Cordon bleu!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)