My firstest post, I feel all funny "down there"...
Made ages ago because ASDA have clearly been watching the dynamic duo:


From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(fridgefreezer could tell you, but he'd have to kill you., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ha!
ain't seen the Jams in weebl's stuff for ages
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Saints PRESERVE us . . .
another n00b who knows what he's doing! Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

i am scared

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

Are we being replaced?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

check your palm

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

OH MY GOD
THERE'S NOTHING THERE! *runs around in circles*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

*attaches dynamo*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
*shakes fist*
( fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

arf!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

get posting.
I want to see you on the stats board and I want that to be your random quote.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Black spot!

( Paul., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

*looks for triforce*

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

WE'RE BEING OUTSOURCED!
to B3ta N00bs Ltd
"Quality Users at Low, Low, Low Prices Guaranteed. Buy One Get One Free, I said Buy One Get One Free, or my name's not going on the tin"
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

DAILY MAIL SAYS SEND BACK POLISH N00BS!!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

SEND EM BACK TO POLONIUM!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Diana was a murder!?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
I don't quite know why, but I love that man.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

he's part double glazing salesman, part circus ring leader
or is it ring master?

what are they called?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Part Bill Bailey

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Part Troll?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Last night I dreamed I was mates with Bill Bailey
and I'd never made the connection, until one day we were at a bus stop and he kept getting hassled for autographs

/minutiae of my brainwrongs blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

if you were
I'd have begged you to get me a meeting with Dylan Moran by now.

Yum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

that's a nice dream.
I dreamed I was playing Fable all night.

felt really crap this morning. I may as well have actually stayed up all night playing Fable. Damnit.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

He scares me
So very very much. Why would him shouting at me while pushing windows over make me want to buy one?
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTIN'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Very much this!
He gives me more shitting fear than Linda fecking Barker! *shudders*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Tesco value b3ta?
the horror...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

You can have
10 points for the pun :D
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Mama mlade me do it . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

That, sir,
is unforgiveable.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

There's no such thing as an unforgivable pun!
*puts fingers in ears*

LA LA LA LA!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

He's correct, actually

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

*spangs*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

you're getting way too much practice
with that spanging pan!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

*spangs*

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

We all feel funny "down there".
It's what "down there" is for.

You are talking about the cellar, right?
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

I don't want to know about Hat's 'down there'

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Ninja'd.
Me neither.
( DogHorse wants to do a poo in Paul's bathroom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

oh . . .
*puts them back on, all disappointed*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

You've really got to let those clowns free sometime.
You might make it into the news.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

hahaha lo' :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)