Well hello there.

more

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

This is superb.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

ooh
I loikes that, does I
( Damocles shmamocles, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

phwoar
reminds me of the 60's for some reason
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

69 in particular?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Don't mind if I do thanks

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

*films*
etc
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Make sure you get my good side
Just kidding
all my sides are good
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

*captures backside*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

*Sends random note*

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

corr! :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

This is art.
(nice shoes too)
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

box glory hole time

nicely done.

how much?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

old.wheresthebeef.co.uk/rofl/Bag%20Head%20Fire.jpg
( mofaha : life during wartime, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

kinky

is that extra?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

"Lovely stuff" - Shakin' Stevens

(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

That looks like all kinds of fun!
I really love this outfit too.

www.flickr.com/photos/causticarmadillo/481352252/in/set-72157600009976700/

tres sexy!~
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Nice!
and the photo's all right etc etc
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

your shoes are the stuff of dreams.
They're so beautiful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

After Working in a womens clothes shop for a while
and dealing with shoes a lot, I find myself going, "they are pretty" or "Phwoar sexy shoes"
I fear I am going fruity.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Nah, just ultrasexy.
Men that can appreciate shoes are few and far between. Manwife's getting the hang of it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

One of my bosses asked me what a certain pair of steletoes said to me
Back PVC with a steel heal, I said to me they say
"Dave I don't want your children just yet, but I sure as hell want to practice making them lots"
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

Fuck yes.
what do these say? They're red, by the way.

www.flickr.com/photos/captwow/553595300/
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

"ow my skin is falling off due to all the glitter rubbing against it"

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

Nah, they're soft inside. Well, smooth.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Nice
Quite lovely Captain. I've a pair just like them only they aren't red, or glittery, or platforms. Guess they really aren't just like them...
(kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

Hmmm.
"he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot)."
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

what the hell does that say?
did you copy and paste it from myspace?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Well...
'“R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat...since he was a pedo.

'“No, actshelly kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.'
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

oh its that bloody website again
www.amaturewritersthatcan'twriteforshit.com
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

hahaha, what?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

have you tied sex with a man?

how do you know you don't like it?

i'm sure there is a friend who will be willing to help you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

said he, lathering his testicles with squirty cheese.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

not me
i'm a ladies man.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Men dressed as ladies?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)

No
and my answer to the "how do you know you don't like it if you havent tried it?" Question that my gay friends do ask is as follows:
I've never tried pulling my eyeballs out using a red hot poker while slowly sliding down a spike that has been inserted into my ass and is working its way through my internal organs towards my brain. But I have this strange feeling that I won't like.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I'll pass on all the compliments to my models, folks :)
(am not a lady, nor do I appear anywhere but behind the camera)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

Really pretty dress
Nice shoes, too.

I might've missed the point.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

mmmmm
Lovely shoes! Nice dress too. A bit longer dress and I'd wear it.
(kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

Isis is a kick ass name for a cat
:)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)

Thanks!
She thinks so too :)
(kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

[Yes!...
...Good Series Too :?)]
(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

ahaha
i do like these
( new_matt, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

How very "Grim Fandango"
me likey
(nevermindtbc, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)