*Waves to the neighbour who is hastily getting his washing in*

(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

*waits for flaming*

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

pfft!

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

TJ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm

possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.

The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

If anything
It should be "bewtiful"
( The Coast of Yemen Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Byewtiffel

( Mockingbird is your daddy and does what he does, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

childrens literacy will improve
if they are taught to fucking spell and read and write

FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

What complete crap.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I believe the term to use is
CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK
( Bazmonkey it's okay to say "random"..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

^this

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)

argh!
This makes me angry on many different levels!
Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
( Duncoffin Flooded to here means cars go back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

I'm sure the chvsh prls aren't concerned
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

so why bother?
the country can not run itself, we need a b3tan uprissing!
Who's with me!
( Duncoffin Flooded to here means cars go back!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

We don't know, we don't get it!

( Kamikaze Stoat, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

shirley
concerned
bovvered
( Ralph and his RALPHCOPTERLOLOLOL, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

as a dyslexic student of literature i find this disturbing
i can't spell for shit, but thats what spell-check and the dictionary were invented for.

These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

people who have
"mental ideas"

have other

"mental ideas"

:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

It takes at least twice as long to read that text in the stupid spelling.
Fuck the children (not literally), I only care about my own ability to read. If they're too thick to learn to read, that's their fault.

And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
(Cuthbert Annihilator I think, therefore I am what I eat, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

But then it would be pronounced "bootiful"
The phonetic alphabet would have to change as well, we'd actually end up with MORE letters to make a "u" either a "oo" or a "ew" or a "eau" or whatver sound. We'd end up with more accents on vowels. If anything it would just make things more complicated.

Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work

:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

Oh sweet fuck!
As a grammar Nazi, I do NOT approve!

Edit: Bah.
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

You may be a grammer Nazi
but you're obviously not a spelling Nazi.
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Achtung
mlstuff.co.uk/archives/5-English-spelling.html
( flake will try being nicer if you try being smarter, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

becoming = becumming
fnar fnar
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

Soviet X
Edit: oh its there now, ha ha you crazy loon thats ace!
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

:)


Edit: It's not showing up yet for me, but others say it's woo, so have a woo in absentia.

2nd Edit: Now I see it. Gets my click ;)
(robotic Crissy Crossy Applesaucy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

^This
:(

I wanna see the woo thing! I WANNA!!!!
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

For some reason I can't see it on the board.
But I can see it as a separate picture. So er try that.
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

NOW I SEE IT!!!
and it is truly fab

hurrahs!
( Debbilgrrrrl GOES TODAY, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)

is the third elderly one dead?
awesome :D
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

EEEEH GADS!

( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Probably
or at least wished she was...
(robotic Crissy Crossy Applesaucy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

I keep having this problem with firefox these days
I have to keep copying the link location into ie.

Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.

Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
( Bazmonkey it's okay to say "random"..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

I never have any problem like that
with Firefox.

Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

I'll have to have a look for that
Cheers :)
( Bazmonkey it's okay to say "random"..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

things like this make me sad
it's no way to fade out of this world
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

Is that a new communist reality TV show?

( Che_Guevaras_Sponge Finally has enough money to get a stormtrooper!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

No its a crack team commando strike unit
that cartwheel everywhere
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Da!!
In Soviet Russia/autocomplete
(robotic Crissy Crossy Applesaucy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

that's excellent

( WOLF Wants more money for less work, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

That's fantastic
/waits for towers to collapse
( Barbarossa . Forged in the fires of opposing light sources, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

waits for conspiracy theory

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

*waits for victim's compensation fund to kick in*

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

*looks for mini paper man falling*

( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

well executed!~


( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

edit: ah, I can see it now - woosome indeed
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

right, got it!

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Haha! Love it!

( Monty Propps is sliding into dementia, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I've just moved it to b3tards
Cheers Monty :-)
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

B3tards is our friend...
...As long as you remember your login ;)
( Monty Propps is sliding into dementia, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

Love teh redexes

(Ged, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

that's brilliant!

( postbear better than disco, worse than hitler, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)

oh my
nicely done.

cardbaord pentagon next.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Cardboard Pennsylvania field should be easy

( M3Essential 's bangin' Justine Bateman... mnnnnnnnn, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

[Awesome...]

(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

That's a winner, right there.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

hahahaha
*waves v's to arab neighbours*

*clicks*
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Can see it now
Woo bleddy yay!

brill-tastic
( Mstandot wants his car to stop breaking!!!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

You are a bad, bad person
*clicks*
( The Coast of Yemen Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Haha! That's awful!
*Clicks*
( Monty Propps is sliding into dementia, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

Winner!

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

I only wish ...
i bloody knew why it disappears when i click refresh??
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

Host it on b3tards

( Barbarossa . Forged in the fires of opposing light sources, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

Done
Thanks.
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

you're missing .jpg off the end

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Got it
thanks ;-)
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

haahahaha!
mm? what's that noise?
THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
( pzyko, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

WTF!
Not amusing or entertaining!
(Beeblebear, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

Don't be so hard on yourself
Somebody will love you for who you are!
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

lollylops

(ladridoloco, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Come to our board
Tell us what is funny.

Oh...
( Rubymurray - Je ne regret rien, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

What is funny?
The photoshoppers head on the end of a rancid stick of salami.
(Beeblebear, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)

thanks for the latest in a long series of l-plate lectures.
now fuck off and get a sense of humour, you sad twat.

super pic up there, by the way.
( postbear better than disco, worse than hitler, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

ahahahahahahaha
fantastically bad taste

( Mushroom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

:O
Fabulous!
/gay
Woo 4 yoo!
(petehix wants a Nokia Morph, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)

Brilliant
is all I can say
( Peregrin ., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

hahaha

( mongychops, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

ho
ho
(lord bofingham, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)

That's outstanding

( Rubymurray - Je ne regret rien, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

I try to do it every anniversary

( Micro Prawnvica, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Got a free ticket on the standard train to Hull for you

( badluckmonkey, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

and a great username too
( mozza Qui Est Iste Qui Venit?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Hahah - excellent.
In one of those odd coincidences, I happened to browse across 'Wayland Smithy' just yesterday on wikipedia. I'd never heard the name before yesterday, and now I see it in use less than 24 hours later. Innit creepy when that happens? I'll probably see a pub called "The Wayland Smithy" on the way home now...
(16chapel, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)