*Waves to the neighbour who is hastily getting his washing in*


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(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

*waits for flaming*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

pfft!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

TJ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6250184.stm

possibly glasscock but OH MY GOD PLEASE NO don't legitimise the rape of a beautiful language.

The day that the official spelling becomes "butiful" will be a sad day indeed.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

If anything
It should be "bewtiful"
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

Byewtiffel

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

childrens literacy will improve
if they are taught to fucking spell and read and write

FOR THE CHILDREN FOR THE CHILDREN!!!

What complete crap.
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I believe the term to use is
CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

^this

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)

argh!
This makes me angry on many different levels!
Not least because they are slaughtering a decent language to bring the bar closer to the chavish prole!
(sorry if you're a chavish prole)
( Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

I'm sure the chvsh prls aren't concerned
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

so why bother?
the country can not run itself, we need a b3tan uprissing!
Who's with me!
( Duncoffin is life., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

We don't know, we don't get it!

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

shirley
concerned
bovvered
( Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

as a dyslexic student of literature i find this disturbing
i can't spell for shit, but thats what spell-check and the dictionary were invented for.

These people are just bored sociologists with nothing better to ruin.
*edit* and incredible tolerance for idiocy
**edit edit** ROFL just noticed that the sociologist is blaming 'spelling' for the rise in single parent numbers....
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

people who have
"mental ideas"

have other

"mental ideas"

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

It takes at least twice as long to read that text in the stupid spelling.
Fuck the children (not literally), I only care about my own ability to read. If they're too thick to learn to read, that's their fault.

And "moast"? That's making it harder to spell.
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

But then it would be pronounced "bootiful"
The phonetic alphabet would have to change as well, we'd actually end up with MORE letters to make a "u" either a "oo" or a "ew" or a "eau" or whatver sound. We'd end up with more accents on vowels. If anything it would just make things more complicated.

Sounds to me like a dyslexic person got bullied at school for being unable to spell and is now trying to make the whole world like her. While we're at it let's force feed Big Macs to skinny people.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

Spelling reform rears its ugly head now and again
and there are many very sound but rather dull linguistical type reasons why it is a load of cock and won't work
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

I think the main reason
is that it's a load of cock and won't work

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)

Oh sweet fuck!
As a grammar Nazi, I do NOT approve!

Edit: Bah.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

You may be a grammer Nazi
but you're obviously not a spelling Nazi.
( flake accepts her, one of us., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Achtung
mlstuff.co.uk/archives/5-English-spelling.html
( flake accepts her, one of us., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

becoming = becumming
fnar fnar
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

Soviet X
Edit: oh its there now, ha ha you crazy loon thats ace!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

:)


Edit: It's not showing up yet for me, but others say it's woo, so have a woo in absentia.

2nd Edit: Now I see it. Gets my click ;)
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)

^This
:(

I wanna see the woo thing! I WANNA!!!!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)

For some reason I can't see it on the board.
But I can see it as a separate picture. So er try that.
( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

NOW I SEE IT!!!
and it is truly fab

hurrahs!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)

is the third elderly one dead?
awesome :D
( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

EEEEH GADS!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Probably
or at least wished she was...
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

I keep having this problem with firefox these days
I have to keep copying the link location into ie.

Its getting to the point that I'm considering switching back *COUGH* to ie.

Edit: is it always just that the links are wrong?
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

I never have any problem like that
with Firefox.

Al though, interestingly, there is an IE tab plugin - so you can view IE-only stuff from within Firefox.
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

I'll have to have a look for that
Cheers :)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

things like this make me sad
it's no way to fade out of this world
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

Is that a new communist reality TV show?

( Che_Guevaras_Sponge RAWR., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

No its a crack team commando strike unit
that cartwheel everywhere
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Da!!
In Soviet Russia/autocomplete
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

that's excellent

( WOLF .™ - has quit, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

That's fantastic
/waits for towers to collapse
( Barbarossa, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

waits for conspiracy theory

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

*waits for victim's compensation fund to kick in*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

*looks for mini paper man falling*

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

well executed!~


( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

edit: ah, I can see it now - woosome indeed
( Damocles shmamocles, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

right, got it!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

Haha! Love it!

( Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

I've just moved it to b3tards
Cheers Monty :-)
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

B3tards is our friend...
...As long as you remember your login ;)
( Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

Love teh redexes

(Ged, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

that's brilliant!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)

oh my
nicely done.

cardbaord pentagon next.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Cardboard Pennsylvania field should be easy

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

[Awesome...]

(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)

That's a winner, right there.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)

hahahaha
*waves v's to arab neighbours*

*clicks*
( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Can see it now
Woo bleddy yay!

brill-tastic
( Mstandot, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

You are a bad, bad person
*clicks*
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Haha! That's awful!
*Clicks*
( Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

Winner!

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

I only wish ...
i bloody knew why it disappears when i click refresh??
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

Host it on b3tards

( Barbarossa, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

Done
Thanks.
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

you're missing .jpg off the end

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

Got it
thanks ;-)
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

haahahaha!
mm? what's that noise?
THE FEDS! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR! RUN!!!!!!!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

WTF!
Not amusing or entertaining!
(Beeblebear, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

Don't be so hard on yourself
Somebody will love you for who you are!
(Wayland_smithy, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)

lollylops

(ladridoloco, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Come to our board
Tell us what is funny.

Oh...
( Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

What is funny?
The photoshoppers head on the end of a rancid stick of salami.
(Beeblebear, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)

thanks for the latest in a long series of l-plate lectures.
now fuck off and get a sense of humour, you sad twat.

super pic up there, by the way.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

ahahahahahahaha
fantastically bad taste

( Mushroom, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

:O
Fabulous!
/gay
Woo 4 yoo!
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)

Brilliant
is all I can say
( Peregrin ., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)

hahaha

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

ho
ho
(lord bofingham, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)

That's outstanding

( Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

I try to do it every anniversary

( Micro Prawnvica, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Got a free ticket on the standard train to Hull for you

( badluckmonkey, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

and a great username too
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Hahah - excellent.
In one of those odd coincidences, I happened to browse across 'Wayland Smithy' just yesterday on wikipedia. I'd never heard the name before yesterday, and now I see it in use less than 24 hours later. Innit creepy when that happens? I'll probably see a pub called "The Wayland Smithy" on the way home now...
(16chapel, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)