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[challenge entry] I'm new, don't rape me...yet.

Ok, you can rape me now.

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(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Heh.
 
I like it, though I don't know why.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Aww, how about a little gentle skullfuckery?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Well, only if it's gentle.
It's late where I am and I don't want a headache in the morning.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Boo!
Good 'ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# 'ning Bonnie

I'll be only here for another ten minutes or so. Damn busy schedules.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Actually making you work?
Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# yeah
life's not fair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# *le gaspe*
I have no computer access at the bookshop!

GAAHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# but you have BOOKS!
spend the morning cross indexing ALL of them and you can pretend you have a booky-Google to use for the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I wrote my own book once
I will upload the first few chapters to somewhere if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7397321
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7397358
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)
# =O
People said that before the internet, they used books to learn stuff.

Maybe there's a book in there you can use to access b3ta. You know, all retro like.
(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# You never know
But I don't think I'd ask Anna because then I'd have to explain what the fuck I'm going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Gradually ascending to hard anal rape

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Someone’s been uploading Einstürzende Neubauten videos to youtube.
 
GIVE ME A KISS, INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Oh yeah!
I just LOVE Die Interimsliebenden, and Perpetuum Mobile, amongst many others. Is Halber Mensch there?

*goes to find out*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# yup
(whatever the hell it is)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# It's the anthem of mediocrity
or so I'd like to believe
youtube.com/watch?v=nufIYi_WYF0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Ae, it was Halber Mensch I was looking for
but there's live stuff, movie clips, all sorts.

Just enjoying a curiously camp version of "Yu Güng"..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Excellent
just excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# what?

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Old German industrial music. Happy days..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)
# what? also
I love it when people talk about stuff you don't know about.

I don't know whether to feel inferior for not being cool or superior for not being a geek.

I shall feel exferior instead. which is a word I made up
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# I don't know what's going on either.
Can I be exferior also? I was going to be ulterior, but that seems to be a real word.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# you can be ultraferior
and you can then be my nemesis

I just need to work out the attributes of the 2 words to see who has which powers.

Yours won't be as good though
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Yay!
As long as I get the power to see through wet paper towels, you can have the rest.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Be courteous, kind and forgiving; be gentle and peaceful each day..

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# once my hangover has gone

(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# NEVER MAKE LOVE TO BIGFOOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:35, archived)
# I promise to be different!
I promise to be unique!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)
# PUT A LIVE CHICKEN IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
 
'ello, 'anke!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Yo bro
hope all's well on your end
(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Ah, pretty sweet.
 
I should be gone already, got some bands to see..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)
# hehe
brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)
# This is good, I approve
*puts away rape-filming kit*
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
# 'Ning Trell-Trell
That's your name for this morning.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I have a sore throat
But I'm in a phenomenally good mood today :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I hate sore throats
I can't even tolerate a mild sore throat

gargling with soluble aspirin works the bestest

not swallowing barbed wire also works well
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Can't use aspirin
On account of it's stomach-screwing properties. I like Beechams Honey & Lemon tickly cough mix. I could drink the whole bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# soluble paracetamol then
God - do I have to do everything round here!
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# I could drink a whole bottle of Buttercup's Syrup
*daydreams* Mmmmmm.........
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# I'm in kind of a good mood
I'm seeing Harry Potter later!! Woo :P
Besides that, and talking to a long-lost friend yesterday, nothing good has happened, and I have had no reason to be in a good mood.

I hope your throat is better soon =]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Pull up a chair, you'll never leave, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Thanks.
I've been watching the boards for about 2 years. I just never joined until I got stuck in the house recently. I loved all your teeny animations that condensed large films to tiny ones. Those were total awesomeness. *takes off clothes* sorry...awkward...*puts clothes on again*
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# damn b3ta groupies
*lines up*
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# That is some top quality lurkage
Even if you didn't have an account for all of it. I only hovered for a few weeks before daring to put my penn'orth in
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
# I always wanted to join
I just never felt like my photoshopping could compare..but recently, I figured if I can't beat them, join them. Jesus, that statement is so overused...but I can't think of a better one that describes it. Maybe this one will. Ooogaboogabooga. Yeah, that describes my situation perfectly.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)
# are you sure it's /board you have been watching
and not just the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Yep. It's the board.
With all the bandwagon posting and paintmashed crazyness I've seen, I'm pretty sure that stuff wasn't on the front page. Now I'm a part of it. I feel like I've jumped into the television.
(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7397242
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I wish :)
Both versions of this film would be classed as awesome (normal and Kermie), woo to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# This is good
You shall be spared the gas chambers.

Hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# I read that as "gas cucumbers".
 
I think I should go soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Ghost cucumbers!

(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Hello Weasel
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)
# *Huggles back*
How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# touch your toes!
ill never forget the burger scene.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Welcome! We like new meat!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)
# =D

(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# this L image
has been voted "best"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# it's not easy being green
also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)