If they ever make a film of the book...


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( Captn Hood-Butter, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

BUY THE BOOK!
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1905548281/b3ta-21

I need more money for smack
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

*smacks*
you can have that one for free...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Suck cock like the rest of us

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

I'll give your arse smack for free.
So that the weekend sorted.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

and for some english lessons as well i would expect.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

This week's purchase

( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

We should ask Tom Dickson to attempt to blend one
That'd be great publicity
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

huzzah
what fine taste in literature you have
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

not so fine taste here
www.amazon.co.uk/Nuts-Joke-Book-Magazine/dp/1844421422/ref=pd_sbs_b_2_img/202-7847722-4181441

and probably most of the content is stolen.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

That thing gets everywhere

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

are you sucking someone's jacket?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

No
it's Yeknom's sword!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

*already has one*
And, considering the white poppies in my garden, the milkysmack is on me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Oooooooh!!!!!
I am what I am and what will be will be
And I sit and I drink my opium tea

/used to grow poppies too blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

I must admit, I'm rather tempted.
But also a bit 'how much is the amount you need?' so I don't think I will.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

hehe :)

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

........then that would be an advert, involving a Muppet

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)