citizen kermit: a classic


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(GiacomoLeopardi, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

:D
Nicely
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Pigsblood!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

FAB!

( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

I like that!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Sorry but EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!
I was by my front door having a ciggy (thanks smoking ban) and this really seedy looking old Egyptian bloke come up to me and put his hand on my waist and says 'Do you know if there are any massage parlours round here?'

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

*Gets out the white spirits to cleanse himself*
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Did he pick the biggest bloke he could see or something?

Edit- read about the news in my area. Go on, I know you want to.

www.bucksherald.co.uk/sectionhome.aspx?sectionid=789
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

He was so creapy!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Arf!
Local news is the best.

"FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO FIRE!"
( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

That's a thought
are firemen allowed to smoke at work? And if not, why not?
( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

PIE CRISIS LOOMS
moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=216231
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Well if you will stand there in your towel, fag in one hand, baby oil in t'other...

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

It's not true!
It was lard.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

man
fat
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

silly
you're allowed to smoke in your own house!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

I run a hostel
A public place.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

i know!
i was joking!
sheesh!

i saw a pic today of strippers nipping out for a smoke.
and not bothering to get dressed first!

hummina
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

I've got two Swedish strippers stayign here
One's got fake boobs though, which is a real turn off!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

And did you?

( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

50p is 50p!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

perhaps you could expand your business
gap in the market for massage-hostels
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

My 'business' is big enough as it is thank you very much:P

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Oh well done
that's lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

very very nice

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

Excellent first post!

( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)