One last static one
And only 'cos I got thinking about rubbish films and remembered this bag 'o shite.



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From the Muppets do the Movies challenge. See all 592 entries (closed)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

What was that originally?
edit: How rude. Well done.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)

Creep
you were better off not knowing. It's shit.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)

hence why
it's perfect for the compo. A dose of the muppets might have improved it.

Actually, no. It was a truly shit film and I wish it would magically disappear from my DVD collection.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)

Hahahahaha
I have no idea what film this is. But the lone "meep" makes anything funny. Fact.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)

see ^^^^
up there.

It was called Creep and starred Franke Potente. It was utter UTTER shit.

Original Image
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)

YOUR GRANMOTHER JUST GOT RAPED AND AS DIED
DUE TO HEAMORAGING OF THE ANUS.

MEEP
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)

..and dyslexia
meep
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)

it's 4dam!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)

Its funny because its sort of true.
Only sort of. It wasn't rape, she does it for a living, the big whore.

Hello, you giant vagina *hugs*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)

aha! You hugged a vagina!
FUCKING BIG LESBIANS

Hello! My broadband appears to be working today, which is nice
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

Cor, thats new.
Bout fucking time. How the devil are you squire?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)

"today"
It's so shit I might cry!

I'm fucking awesome thanks. How's yer lovely self?
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)

I'm incredible, as per.
Why the piss haven't you sorted it out yet? I'd be cancelling my payments in a rage, and organising some kind of mass bumrape.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)

I did that with my last provider
But seeing as it's still happening I think the fault lies with BT. IF only they'd get their fucking fingers out and find out what's wrong.

Don't think I've spoken to you in a while. I ended up taking the Wireless tickets. Daft Punk are the best act I have ever seen live ever ever ever. They were amazing.
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)

*weeps*
I'd give my right eye to see Daft Punk.

Were 2 Many DJs there?
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)

Unfortunately not
I'll give you my japs eye?

I was expecting them to be good, but they totally blew me away. Oxygen had both DP and 2 Many DJ's. Fucking T in the Park shared nearly all the bands EXCEPT FOR THEM. Was still a fantastic time though
( 4dam party, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)

Hurrah!
Festivals are always good no matter what the line up is.

I'm all sad about my festivalless summer now. You utter cunt.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

actually I lied
just time for one lazy entry


(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)

haha
you have been liking this compo, no?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)

moi?
guilty as charged m'lud

(anything film related gets me off my lazy arse as it means I can be lazy and not use much talent!)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)

*checks previous compo posts*
you've plenty of talent ;)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)

read that as
you've plenty of talent time ;)

_{(and now a very dirty house)}
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)

hahaha!
Kitten, skateboard etc.


( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)