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# Neato!
Does anyone know what won that competition they were having to pick a line for Optimus Prime to say in the film?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# "suck my wet plum bag" I think
Its the last line in the film
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# What?

Wow, its taken a while for my first b3ta confused moment of the evening
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Optimus Prime, after killing off the bad guy
leans in to the mangled wreckage, lifts a flap between his legs to reveal a large and throbbing scrotum, moist from all the wrestling and says...
"suck my wet plum bag"

Then the credits roll
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Wow,
thats so not how i expected it to end. Sounds good.

*goes to catch late screening*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# It saved it from being an utterly shit and vaccuous film for me.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# despite all the big fighty robots?

It looks like the sort of film that i sometimes enjoy watching - I assume it doesnt have much of a plot, lots of effects, lots of stuff getting destroyed.

I have suspected it might be pish though.

Having said that, it would have to work hard to make it into the list of the films i most regret spending the time to watch though
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I pray that your quote on the stats board is 'moist from all the wrestling'.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# "E.T. you're so big...
...now suck my wet plum bag".
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# :(
/voted for "Do A Barrel Roll!"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I think it was the line..
that goes something like 'freedom is the right of all sentient beings'.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)