tell them you were 15

( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

and female

( M3Essential - Lens Flare! Fuck Yeah!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

14

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

Evil!
Do this! DO THIS!
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

Only proof I have that the original pic is mine
is the "Date Created" under properties i.e. It'd be earlier than anyone else who claims it's theirs.
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

*changes date on PC*
*right-click saves*
*claims ownership*
*profits*
( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

You should have another step after *claims ownership*
*...*
( Lazlo Woodbine Julie Moult is an idiot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)

'deposits dna'
by any chance?
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)

No bullshit.
I'm an old fella, retired businessman. Well versed in corporate bullshit. Let me know if you'd like some help in a pre-legal manner. I'm pretty good at shaking the tree plus I already have legal council on retainer.

Seriously. I'll open the initial discourse if you would feel intimidated by it.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)

I've got the bollocks for every
occasion miss.
and a big cock.
Why did I have to turn out fucking ginger?
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

To compensate for your blessings in other areas?
Karma is all about balance.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

I'll balance them right in
the cunt if I ever get my hands on them.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)

and were raped
by Johnx1
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

do it do it.....they will shit their crazy pants
hahahahahhaaahhhh fuckin bril solution
( Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

Are you American?

( SexFace You're all cunts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)