Only proof I have that the original pic is mine
is the "Date Created" under properties i.e. It'd be earlier than anyone else who claims it's theirs.
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

*changes date on PC*
*right-click saves*
*claims ownership*
*profits*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

You should have another step after *claims ownership*
*...*
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)

'deposits dna'
by any chance?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)

No bullshit.
I'm an old fella, retired businessman. Well versed in corporate bullshit. Let me know if you'd like some help in a pre-legal manner. I'm pretty good at shaking the tree plus I already have legal council on retainer.

Seriously. I'll open the initial discourse if you would feel intimidated by it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)

I've got the bollocks for every
occasion miss.
and a big cock.
Why did I have to turn out fucking ginger?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)

To compensate for your blessings in other areas?
Karma is all about balance.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)

I'll balance them right in
the cunt if I ever get my hands on them.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)