The Eiffel Tower could be used for giant onanist pleasures


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( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

fucking hell
she could have the 50ft woman for breakfast!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

Why yes, yes it could!
hahahaha!
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

Im sure it would hurt a bit though,
I imagine anyways
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)

aaaaarrgh
i can't really tell if she likes it though!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)

she's loving it as am i.
i'm assuming she's also french.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)

my friends and i used to joke about "The Great American Challenge"
which wasn't so much a dildo as a 3 ft tall organ-puncturing pole... which I wish I was making up



though that has nothing on your pic... :-P
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)

In the school workshops we had some metal spike things
About 3" diameter and rounded on the top, they were for bashing metal around I think.

My friend chalked "Fister 3000" on the side of one of them.
(thistle, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

O.o blimey

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)