ah thank god
you're a coffin dodger too
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

I certainly am
:D

*manhugs*

*coughing fit*

*has a sit down*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

*camera pans round*
*smiles*

Hello - and welcome to Prof. Undercover's home for Old B3tans... as you can see we treat our "respected and more experienced" board members with all the dignity they deserve...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

*cue background image of b3tans being shoved back into cupboard*

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

hahaha!
*brings cup of tea*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

oh thankyou
*sups before the wardens force us to eat cold potatoes*
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

... our highly 'trained' dietitians know exactly what the more fully developed body needs
we often find that the 'simplest' food is exactly what is our highly respected veterans of life need most; we find they love their thin gruel and have no interest at all in the pies which the staff are often required to eat.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

bloody kids!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

so fuck all then
thanks muchly you bastard little whippasnappa!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

We here at Mighty Prof UnderCover (The one true king)'s maximum security elderly board members correctional facility and play group
insist on quality for our more 'mature' boarders, many of whom have deep rooted 'habits' which need to be subtely 'catered for' with the very best in behaviour modifying 'techniques.'

We insist on a regimented timetable of tea, biscuits, tea, toast, tea, tea, tea and tea.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

ahem
what about my habits?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

get into my office
and we'll spend the afternoon discussing them
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

but i don't like
tea *orders spam*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

*alters your will*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)