I hope this hasnt bindun


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(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)

hahaha click!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)

*cleek*
you bitch :p
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

hahaha!
splendid idea.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)

Hahahahahahaha
Genius!

*click*
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

HAHA! if not, 'grats, t'is cheap n good!
On this note, anyone know of any good alarm clocks that could wake the dead?
Mine does sound like a fire alarm, and it disturbingly doesn't wake me
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)

You want that Sonic Grenade thing
Or some kind of Wallace-and-Gromit-device that wakes you up with a swift boot to the nuts
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)

Get one that sounds different.
Or an old fashioned one with big clangy bells.
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

Have one of them as well...
Also had one that fired puzzle pieces out of it & wouldn't turn off 'til you put it back together, but that died from overuse
ED: Puzzle Alarm Clock Bollocks, wish it'd still lived, not in UK no more
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13583
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)

It's like evolution, in clock form!
Might consider this one actually, the Puzzle one was pretty good
ED: More clock evolution Sonic Bomb Alarm 113db has GOT to be loud!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Plus a bed shaker!

( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

Or you could set your pc to
automatically skype a bomb threat through from your address about 5 minutes before you want to be woken up.
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Then I'd have to succumb to getting Skype...
Although being woken by the bomb squad would be kewl. Might be a bit awkward one morning after tho...
_{I'm sensing some shoppery coming on, now I just need the joke tho...}
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Get one that sounds like the phone ringing
It always wakes me up, and is always work asking where i am :)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

Hahaha
Exactly the same alarm clock I used when I was a kid and had a paper round.
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

As featured in the newsletter a while ago:
www.voco.uk.com/
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

I was thinking more along the lines of Brian Blessed...
anyone confirm that Stephen Fry can indeed wake you up in the morning?
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

Hahaha
Brian could potentially wake as far a field as Dorset from my London bedroom, i'm not sure about waking up half way down my hallway as a result of the subsequent shock wave though..
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

Don't know if this would wake you any better
but I would hate to miss the show in the morning when my clock goes off!

www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c

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( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

Probably get no sleep building that
but that was pretty damn kewl!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

Fucking genius.
But I'm not surprised they have trouble getting up in the mornings if they have to set all that lot up each night before they go to bed!
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)

these?
amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_/202-2759364-6646207?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Alarm+Clocks&Go.x=0&Go.y=0

Also I use 3 alarms and that gets me up, phone, phone and alarm clock
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)

Maybe balance a phone on the headboard and set it to vibrate
when the alarm goes off it will fall on your head and wake you up.
( Afinkawan, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

I'm sure mine would fall behind the bed.

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

I
just love the idea of this one:

www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?item=52238

"One complete Azaan (call to prayer) when the alarm sounds"
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)

Hahahahaha
Woooo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

luverly
have a Woo from me
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

That's actually a brilliant idea!!!
:)
( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

Im pretty sure all of mine have the batteries out anyway
Spiders keep setting the fuckers off :/
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

hahahah
you win
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

haha
ace. *cleeks*
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)

I like this

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

Now that!
Is splendid! *click*
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

Ha
*click*
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)

arf!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)

this'll end up on zoo then
:D

*cleek*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)

So simple...
*click*
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Brilliance.

( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

first click of the compo!
woo!
( Hummel has had balls removed, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

Hahaha, that is really fantastic :D
Brilliant stuff
( Leningrad, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

'blinks'
'notices'

Oh YES!

'clicks'
(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

*Clicks*
That's a winner right there
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)

clever
likey
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

hahaha - brilliant
well done
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)

argh!
genius!!!! woo
(FoxA You can't arrange them by penis., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)

bit late replying but hahahahaha!

total lol moment first thing i look at when i get to work!

thanks for the good start to my day fella!
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)

Surely this wins

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)

My smoke alarm actually has this function
... and I love it! Dead handy when you've burnt the toast.
( teedyay, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)

bahahahahahahahahaha
excellent my good person.
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

hahahaha
Ace!
( Grampa, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

*click*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)

Not totally original to me.......
I heard Lee Evans say it years ago in one of his sketches ;)
(HiNtZ, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 1:53, archived)

yeah
i've heard it a fair few times from various different comedians. I kinda thought it was a joke everyone had heard but obviously not!
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)

Bindun?????
My mum already has one of these!!
I've seen it and it works!
(In case of burnt toast or something)
(Spill, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)