Reminds me of Hitler.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)

are you . . .
Sher-tain?

Sorry, that was a pants-za pun


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)

Tanks for that

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

welcome
shell we stop?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

he needs a challenger for the pun title

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

Not another pun war?! Time to make tracks, I guess.
(Pseudonym, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

Shell we stop before it gets too out of hand?
Armour bit bored of tank puns already
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

ARRR! FUCK!
*ahem*

Sorry about that... Turret's syndrome, you know...
(Pseudonym, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

Pfft
cannon of us help the puns?
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

I'm sure there'll be mortar come.

( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

Although the Sherman was most definately a tank, in no way could it be described as a Panzer
Panzer being the German word for tank.
Indeed when refering to British tanks German troops would never call them panzers, prefering to use the term "Scheißekasten".
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

shit-casket?

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

box
Modern day terminology "fucked her in the shitbox" is believed to have been derived from the german phrase "zielen Sie für das Absaugventilatorrohr, Sie kann den Treibstoffbehälter schlagen"
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

aim for the Absaugventilatorrohr, you can strike the fuel container
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

oops
zielen Sie für den Absaugventilator, Sie kann den Treibstoffbehälter schlagen
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

Freetranslation.com
comes up with the same thing.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

Bitte lassen Sie mich in Ihre Kunsthochschule, ich werde sein gut ich verspreche
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)

new insult ahoy

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

One more time

shameless...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)