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(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)

I'll lend you the fare..
Nicely done.

In other news: What was he thinking?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

The Pete Townsend defence
might become a popular choice over the next couple of years

edit: you may not actually want to know exactly what he was thinking
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

Fair Point.
It just seems, well, a shame, really.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

He claimed...
... that it was research for 'Help' the show he does with Paul Whitehouse, you can't fault his dedication to research.

As for the charges of rutting a young 'un he denies it all but you have to wonder.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

Why the fuck is he being charged with indecent blah blah, sex with a juvenile or whatever, AND 'two counts of buggery'?
What the hell IS 'buggery' in this context, anyway? I thought it had become a largely meaningless, tongue-in-cheek (or arse, heh) word for general rudeness that was only ever used semi-ironically these days because of its massively old-school connotations?

It's silly Victorian nonsense like this that makes the rest of the world think we all nibble cucumber sarnies with Her Maj. Can't we just charge him with fucking a child and be done with it?

/antiquated legal procedures irritation blog
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

One day this^ will come to pass.
"Johnathan Ross you have been accused of Fucking small children, how do you plead?"

He's next
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

Either that, or they'll just keep dredging up more silly anachronistic penalities to pointlessly add on to already perfectly heinous crimes.
"For the brutal gangland shooting of two teenage boys on bicycles, we hereby sentence you to 18 years in prison, plus an additional six months for being a cad and a rotter."
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

I still want to know why
people who plead not guitly but are then found to be all of the guilty, don't also get charged with perjury.
( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

Buggery still means doing it bumwise
I like old-school connotations.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

about kids, i'd imagine

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

I'm sure he was thinking
well - there's nothing wrong with it, perfectly normal... and besides, nothing bad can come of it...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

He's not been convicted yet has he?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

not yet, i don't think
'ning Trellis
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

'Ning PD

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

he has admitted to some things though
and I think research was mentioned
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

Quote
"I think I may have been sexually abused as a child and I was doing research into it"

Oh well, as long as it might have happened to him, seems perfectly OK to sign up to a child porn site.
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)