From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)

now that is
the ultimate contraceptive!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)

maybe it just licks...

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)

tell you what ...
you try it first ;)
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)

ooffff!!
soup herb!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

is that a childs condom or a big thuumb?
hmm?
(profanity pin 8456 ni number JC569022D in case i forget, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)

hahaha
"1 pack of child's condoms"
"anything else, Mr langham?"
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

It's probably one
of those little condoms they give you to go over your finger when it has a bandage on.
( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

nursey nursey
I bet chris has a few in his first aids kit.
(profanity pin 8456 ni number JC569022D in case i forget, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

it's a little thumb
and a infant's condom
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

ow
bitey!

board seems to be going quick today
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

hahaha
needs more lamprey
( Mushroom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

( Afinkawan, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)

ahahahahahaha
the sad thing is, there'd probably be a niche market for that...
( Mushroom, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

eeeuuuuugggghhh
Saw a lamprey in formaldehyde when I was a kid. It gave me The Fear.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)

toothed for extra pleasure
and cervical scrapes.

yay!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)

Neargh!
That actauly made me flinch, you git.
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)

killer condom: www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/
( Grampa, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)

those crazy germans

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)