if i had kids
i would buy this for them.
you can tell i don't want kids, can't you?
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Smash Monkey how could they cut the power, man? they're animals, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:33,
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I LOVE "If I Had Kids..."!!
If I had kids...
I'd pimp them out to smackheads.
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:38,
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if i had kids
i would never need to buy a footstool.
or a pillow.
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Smash Monkey how could they cut the power, man? they're animals, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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If I had kids
I'd hammer 'em in the morning...
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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45,
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would you
hammer them in the evening?
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Smash Monkey how could they cut the power, man? they're animals, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:48,
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haha
little brats, bout time they got a job
if they can eat, they can work!
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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nah, pimp them out
to politicians, that's where the real money is.
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Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:40,
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If I had kids and
also had my sister's kids I'd pack them off to Alton Towers for the day with their grandmother and auntie so I can stay at home in peace and get drunk.
oh wait, I did, this morning.
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:44,
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Score
...everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth!
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47,
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woo to you!
a kid-free day deserves a drink!
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Smash Monkey how could they cut the power, man? they're animals, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:47,
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hahaha
:D
what a lovely first image to see on encountering the board this beautiful afternoon in which the sun is cheekilly peeking out and the birds are singing and there's a gentle breeze
\o/
*cleek*
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Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36,
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you my friend
were up all night on the interweb and have recently got out of your pit. AICMFP
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:43,
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