This was my first thought,

but something similar had been posted already.
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robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 17:51,
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There was a young lady call Jill
Who used dynamite sticks as a thrill,
They found her vagina in South Carolina,
And parts of her tits in Brazil.
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NobbyNobody, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:03,
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Hahahahaha
HahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahaha *inhale* HahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahahaHahahahaha
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robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:06,
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