I cannot believe it's not bindun, but still here goes.


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Neostenine's maker, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

unless I'm very much mistaken....
When we were a lad, bike rides didn't need safety helmets and playgrounds were made of concrete. This world has gone too soft - so take an aspect of daily life and shop it to be more dangerous, like the good old days.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

I must say, this looks like a really good compo so far

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

'sup dawg

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)

Silly Mink, Weasel is not dog!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)

Correct! In fact, weasels are more closely related to mushrooms.
Fact.

T&C's apply
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

proof of purchanse required?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)

i didn't say he was a dog
i said dawg.
there's a world of difference.
now, we'll have no more back chat from you.
*spanks*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)

*reddens*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)

'lo chief
hows things?
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

not bad mate
i've got the day off today.
how's yourself?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)

I'm good. No management so its practically a day off

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)

\o/
everyone's a winner
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)

Vista is dangerous, also?

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)

No exactly dangerous
but I do wish I had never "upgraded" to that pile of crap.

LISTEN PEOPLE!!! STICK WITH XP!

Or better yet, use Linux.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

I seem to remember everyone saying 'STICK WITH 2000!' when XP came out

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)

Yup
and I still prefer 2000
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

I know, let's have a discussion about what's the best OS
I don't recall that ever being done on the interwebs before ever!

:P
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

not exactly
I just want to save you all from buying Vista crap.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

I run a vista emulator by turning up the contrast on my screen
and halving the amount of RAM I have in my box

...geek jokes!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)

Very magnaimous, I'm sure
allow me to return the favour.
Don't read Terry Pratchett, he's a talentless cunt.
Also avoid pecorino cheese, it fucking mings.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)

*takes notes*
cking mings... okay
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)

mmmm pecorino
><
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)

I strongly disapprove of this

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

You're as bad as Hitler
*Godwin's laws and therefore wins*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)

*likes Pratchett*
still, live and let live, yeah?
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

:)

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)

What's wrong with Pratchett :(

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)

Nothing except I don't like him
I was attempting to be amusing on the subject of arguing over matters of personal taste, see?

Well, that and trying to get my post count back up after yesterday's absence ;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)

OH MY GOD THE HORROR!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)

*is chased off b3ta by angry mob with burning sporks*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)

OS2
zomg - it was like so there man
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

im in ur OS2
graphicalizationizing ur DOS
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)

this translates as 'let's make all the Mac users sexually excited'
since they seem to get off on going on about MacOS so much
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)

that's because macs emit jobaloney
causing the users to go into a religious fervor and lose all rational sense

tho they do have final cut pro
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)

for all your online self-harm needs

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)

hahahaha
but emo's never make "the final cut"

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)

No they don't
And if you say that again I'll bring all the Brimstone and Treacle of the hordes of hell and meet out great gnashing and grinding on you!

I'm... I'm sorry... I have NO idea where that came from!
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)

Nurse, this man has sever jobaloney poisoning
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)

RTEMS
because I like autonomous weapons of mass destruction

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)

I know which OS is the best
MAC OS X!!!!!!!
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)

dont listen
to this lunatic.

Vista is fine. as long as you have IT qualifications and patience. and no friends. (bit like linux....)
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

ris?

( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

Aromatic
A Romantic
( petehix Board Sig:, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)

Um
how is that dangerous?
And how have you 'shopped it?

/HELLO! ANYONE HOME?

/FFS
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

/hello!! postman here, I have a delivery?? hello
/knock knock!!!

/hello!!!

I have no shitting idea where I'm going with this

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)

That's because you're barmy dm
Stephen Fry as cockney cab driver:
"Mad? I'll tell you about mad. Jason - Blue Peter cat 1975-79. Thought he was a Siamese. Bonkers. Just bonkers"
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)

are you leeching an unshopped immage?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

hehh
tell me about it

thank god some idiot is buying me a mac laptop

*koff* 3 grand XD
(dreddpiratebob was causing trouble at Armada Breakaway on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)

edit: The question is, which one is dangerous. I love Ubuntu, but it don’t half drive me up the wall sometimes.
( The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)

hmmm
that is all.
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)

hmm
potential amusement from bc related antics
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)

is it any good?
my pirated version of XP is running so pap that I'm thinking of changing and I don't like the look of Vista.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)

well...
Yes, its very good, and (for Linux) very easy to install and use. There is also a super helpful community out their to answer your questions. The only reason why I have a Windows box left in my house is because I use it for gaming. And seeing as the next iteration of direct X will only be released for Vista, my windows gaming days are pretty much over anyway.

All of the software is free, and it all installs with the click of a button straight from the interweb

Plus, check what you can do with the desktop effects www.youtube.com/watch?v=utv0I9F3blM
( The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)

ccooooool
thnaks
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

oh btw
you can try it by booting form the live CD, it doesn’t make any changes to your hard disk, or you can install it vai Wubi wubi-installer.org/ which kind of installs it to a virtual hard (in one big file, a bit like virtual PC or something (except that you actually boot from it, you don’t run it in windows)) thus not making any changes to the format of your disk and not harming windows (meaning that if you don’t like it, you just have to delete one file form windows and its gone)

right, that’s enough geekyness for now I think
( The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

The look of Mac OS X is better
because it has cool effects
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)

LOL MY OPERATING SYSTEM BEATS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

not it dont
mine is better and yours is shit and you only use ti because you are gay and using it makes you gay and mine is the best 100% FACT!!11!eleven *foam* *froth*

(which was yours again)
( The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)

MINE RULES
Because Mac OS X is secure, UNIX based and cool!
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)