You'll just feel a little prick............


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(joeblob, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)

that's what [insert topical celebrity paedo here] said to me as well.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

I'll insert your [topical celebrity paedo] in a minute!

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

I'll [verb] your [noun] in a minute

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I can't think of a way to make that more generic.

Except...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

[counter-threat]

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

[expletive]

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)

you're a [noun]

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

Yay I'm very Pro noun

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

my mother was a noun
she practiced for years, finally made the professional game.

Now she's "you"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

[noun]

(giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

[noun] [adjective] [noun]

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

[verb] [verb] [verb]
...[noun] [TEXTSPEAK] [TEXTSPEAK] [TEXTSPEAK]
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'll [threat] your [target] [optional time constraint] unless you [condition]

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

[Personal pronoun][verb][personal pronoun][noun][expression of time]

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

i say!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)

*drops monocle*
good lord!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)

do you ever think of anything else, woman? :D

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

Not if I can help it!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

excellent plan
care for a lesbian? *offers packet*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)

Why thank you!
*nibbles*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

what brand?
*looks*
Hmm, Sandra Bullock's Flappy Clams?

not for me thanks.

I prefer Whoopie Goldberg's Vegetarian Gash-like Grills.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

[innuendo]

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

[scoffing rejoinder]

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)

mwa ha ha ha ha
i've got a scam afoot!
All the tax paid on square brackets today goes straight to me!
I'm rich I tells ya, rich!
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

pfft!
[subject pronoun] [transitive verb, future] [possessive pronoun] [direct object noun] [preposition] [article] [noun] [conditional] [subject prounoun][intransitive verb, present]
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

Orly? then
www.b3ta.com/board/7472883
www.b3ta.com/board/7315697

that is all
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)

[imperative verb][preposition]

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)

Cor!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)

*inserts*

( gravytrain, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

*retracts*

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

oooh yeah, faster!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

see,
now i would've said 'thats i said to (insert wife girl/boy friend) said'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

too many saids
sorry...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:01, archived)

you dont say?
or do you?
(joeblob, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

maybe...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

*Asplodes*

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

*grumbles*
*sweeps up remains*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

indeed.
better left unsaid at the end there
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

tabloid campaign to insert [topical celebrity paedo]
into the above bin begins
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)

sometimes it scare the crap out of me how many sharps bin are over flowing in this place!!
they're only suppose to be two thirds full....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

it pisses me off that people here can't tell the difference between:
a) a scalpel - sharp, takes up a little room in the sharps bin.

b) a scalpel packet - not sharp, takes up LOADS of room in the sharps bins, causing overflowing before they get emptied.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)

where do you work then?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

in a forensical sciencing lab

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)

Yay!
I was going to do that, but I'm not anymore. Do you enjoy it?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)

It's ace and also crap.
Ace:
Lovely, lovely people. The other scientists that is.
Different every day
get to feel like CSI/Quincy if you're a bit drunk.
It' possible to get impressionable young women/men to gaze at you in rapt admiration just by saying your job. Sadly they usually aren't the bright ones, and therefore hold limited appeal.

Crap:
Management (been bought by a big corporation and, oddly, they have not in spirit honored any of the promsies they made when acquiring us)
Court (you're just there to help but the defense can and will attack you personally. It can be a nightmare)
bad cases (some are truly horrible lose-faitn-in-humanity types, and others you just can't find any evidence that will help either way)
You're not CSI/Quincy
Pay. You barely get any.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)

cor!
*jealous*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)

You've put my most irrational fear into picture form.
Ta.
(Scat Tevens, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)

hehehehe

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)