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( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)

inserts obligatory
"Crikey" comment
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

fuck him one back from me mate!

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

hahaha, that's fucking ridiculous and horrible \(^o^)/

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

is he ray-ping it?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)

If anyone would
he's the manta do it
( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

Eel shag anything

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)

cod we ever haddock enough of these puns or will we grow to hake them?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)

stop talking pollocks

( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)

Dont be stinghy

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)

oh do stop carping on
please
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)

the amount of puns here is making me tench

( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)

*groans*
whatever he's doing, it looks like Ray is enjoying it :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

for a minute there
I thought Steve might be dead!!111
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)

Hahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)

arf
took me a few moments to spot what was going on. Now I wish I hadn't!

have a woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)

Crikey!

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

It's a shame about that Ray

( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

theres a whale in the erm... scotland!
that ray looks so happy
unlike this poor fella/lady

edit : there was about 5 or 6 of these dead on the beach...
then a swarm of wasps/bees appeared from no where and i fled!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

stop it!
before it kills again!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)

everyone knows rays
are completely harmless
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

er, artistic license?
and isn't he the only person known to have died from one? I just thought it'd be funny anyway...
( Mushroom, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)

*does the ironying*
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)