You eshpect me to talk?


No Mr Bond I expect you to See.

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

Anyone else catch this on the big screen last week?
Absolutely chuffing marvellous!
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

No! *envies*
I love early Bond casting of people who don't speak a word of English....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

It certainly was :)
/was great to see it on the big screen
( The Great Architect, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

Best Bond ever...

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

raise you...

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

*folds*

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

aaaand another...

( Three Dog Man Your mama told me to cum, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

oh god
i think i'm going to die from pun-related injuries
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Game, set and match..... Miss Ego

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

Ouch
Laser Jap's eye service
( Canker, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

That's at least ten owies.
Also happy b3taday.
( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

Happy b3taday!
Have cake

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

What sort of cake is that?
I'm getting the outside but the middle has me perplexed.
( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

Dobos Torte
Was the name on the recipe
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

404? You could at least link it to I love horses you cad.

( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

Would help if I even knew where my own blog was
Fixed now!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

Hurrah, You are no longer a cad.

( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

I've never been a cad!
Just a bit thick sometimes...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

what the christ
 
( fross Read your email on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

goatse cake aicmfp

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

It's chocolate!
Honest!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

Nah that's this

( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

O_o

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

no ring?
that's ace. if i ever get married i want the middle layer of the wedding cake to be that goatse cake.
(boris the spider, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

Give me a shout and I'll bake one up again.
I've been experimenting with filling the balls and tip of the lad with cream.
( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

certainly will
and cream in the balls and bellend are almost mandatory. and maybe a raspberry filling in the gaping arse.

(i sense a very rapid divorce coming along but if she can't take the joke she shouldn't be marrying me anyway)
(boris the spider, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

Raspberry filling, with a hint of chocolate....

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

a few malteasers should do the trick

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

Chocolate chips...
And a single solitary piece of sweetcorn
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

*boakes*

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

Thankyou for that insight
I just ate turkish delight. Now i'm going to go and find a drink that isn't red or brown. Excuse me.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

Anytime, always happy to help
Tea or cherryade?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

I'll get the boys in R&D on the case.

( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha
:)
( fross Read your email on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

Thanks :)
Can I also just say...

( Canker, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

*tries to click for NSFW*
Damnit!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

Congrats!

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

Happy B3taday
and congrats on the 1k!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)

Super fun win time for you.

( The Doctor, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)

well done
on the double milestone
( djol, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)

DOUBLE WHAMMY!

( gronkpan, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yay!
hApPy B3TaDaY :)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

happy b3taday!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

arf

( Mushroom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

Alarming!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

"No, it's just a wind up"

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

the correct answer is
"no mr clock, I expect you to chime!"
( Mushroom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

:)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

hahaha

( Mushroom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

haha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

ha!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

*Medieval Factoid*
This is true! You keep one side of the table for eating and getting all greasy, and the other all clean for paperwork.

100% of fact.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)

ahem

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

hahahaha

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)

hahahaha
christ
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

woo!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)

Thank you guys
This is the largest and nicest response I've had to any of my megre collection of posts :)
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)

: )
bindun, sort of...


( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)