oohh dark woods!!


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(scowners Started to be a twat at, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)

Quadbiking with Tutankhamun?
I'd go in the woods with Glitter for a bash at that.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)

Imagine a kid
being bummed by a glam rock superstar whilst simultaneously getting their brain pulled out of their nose by a bloke in a gold wig what worships cats.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)

You work for Swindon tourist board AICMFP.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)

*administers fiver*

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)

on fire
while a crowd of onlookers throw various drill bits at them and whip themselves into a noisy screaming fervour
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)

in Swindon

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)

twice, before breakfast

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)

mummies in the jungle?
learned something new each night
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)

b3ta
50% of science, 50% of feelings and 50% of hummus!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)

39.9% menstrual blood, sweat and tears

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)

and hymens fried in semen

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)

for those are a few of my favorite things

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)

*whirls around on a hill*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)

My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)

new slang for BJ's
'Look a Hardwood!'
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)

THIS MOVIE MUST BE MADE

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)

i was thinkning of a where's wally book.
but with mummy's... in a jungle.... with cake
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)

World Goes Global
Q: where are those toys to be made?
A: Vietnam.
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)

why is his wood lonely?
its got megan to keep it company.

his big chopper looks a bit blunt though
(Cogwulf unsober, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)