What's more safe than a kitten
Or more dangerous than a Hitler?



From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(jesseventura, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)

Me.
Edit - nicely done, btw!
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

I did wonder
what happened to Hitler.

seems he's now living in a luxury 3 bedreem maisonette inside a kitten's colon

WOO!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

I always thought that he died
in a chainsaw battle with churchill on the steps of the Reichsstadt.

Hitler
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

I never knew that,
but it all makes sense now!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)

excellent first post.
welcome to b3ta - we need more Tuesday types like you! :)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

*salutes*
welcome to b3ta, you'll never deave!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)

My first offence?


(siamese bat, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahaha, nice one
and welcome
( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

Makes me feel ill
...in a good way.
(jesseventura, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)

Hello Lovely New People!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

Word up squildo-lobber!
I totally forgot to gaz you t'other neet, dint i? I'll do it now. :P
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

Newness!
Welcome! *applause* \(^o^)/
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

Eye like it.
Welcome to you too.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

ARRRRGH!
yay!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

That reminds me of the time
that I put Vic's Sinex nasal spray in my wife's eyes instead of Optrex.

Well, they're both in a small blue-and-white bottle. It's the kind of mistake any half-wit could have made.
( Amish Information Systems is OfQuack certified until, roughly, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Us!
Welcome, and be sure tO keep thOse legs pumping!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

a condom filled with nails?

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

nice, and welcome aboard

( The Great Architect, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

Cheers for the positive response, people.
Damn it, I'll never leave now will I?
(jesseventura, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

In a word, no.
You are now an addict. Seek help and kittins.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)