The new Swiss Army Yo-Yo was not a success


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

I'm swiss and I approve of this
woo!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

You have the best chocolate in the world.
I salute the Swiss.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

well thank you
*ships head-doctor another crate*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

*hands paper bag filled with cash*

( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

um
cash torn up newspaper

i switched it

*clutches paper bag of head-doctor's cash*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

Ah-ha!
I knew you'd do that!
Which is why I switched the bags before I gave them to my chocolate supplier.

The bag you're holding contains dog shit!
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

That's okay.
He was only going to buy dogshit with the money anyway.
(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

Oh well, at least he gets it for free.
And, it's Newcastle dog shit.

Creamy.
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

yes, but i was gonna buy it from you
so he just did you out of some money, capiche?
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

send Swiss guards after mutster101
*halberds*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)

Pffft!
Swiss guards wear pyjamas!
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

always ready!
is their motto

or always asleep, i don't remember
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

um, that would mean your swiss guards taking sides...
*reminds them of their neutrality*

*profits*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)

we always side with cash!
*defends cash from you*
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)

Quick! Hide the money!

( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)

I can point you to a nearby bank

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)

Ahh, handy.

( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)

haha
have a woo

(see my stutter there !)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

Deadly Swiss Ninja Twirly Weapon on a string!
Woo!
( Tribs ate a cheese sandwich on, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

Ace(ofspades)!

( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

Quality
Edit: I like the way it rolls the wrong way down and up the string ;¬)
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

Shhh!

(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

Sorry
Love the style though
COMPO IT!
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

Ohhh, just noticed that!
Still, woo anyway!
( head-doctor internet, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

haha!
nice instructional booklet style
( mr spoons, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

On the
other hand . . . I would like to have four more of these!
Cause I like!
( Valin Just before it never happened there was a thud . ., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

excellent!
woo
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

compo it?

( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

I;d buy one

( Bloop falafelly versatile, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

excellent

( planearm, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

perfect
*attaches string to imitation swiss army knife*
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

clever, but
needs better quality animation. :\ sorry
(tonaros doesn't have to be ashamed of Bush anymore, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

?!?

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

;_;
Liar
(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

you're from YouTube.

( Bloop falafelly versatile, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

you are probably posting in the wrong thread

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

hark at bleeding walt disney.
oh, and a very heartily deserved woo! for the image.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)

haha
this
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

I actually agree but didn't mention it
could get better quality and a smaller file size with the same pixel-size image by using less colours
( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

you are a nonsense
less colours rarely results in better quality
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

lies
he's used the wrong optimization method and too many colours,
the hand only needs two colours, for one example,
but it looks less quality because of the red that the optimization has stuck in

I'm a graphic designer, not a nonsense :p
( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)

true that

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)

an odd case
when better quality makes something worse quality :p

PNGs are totally the way forward for that kind of thing, now that internet explorer doesn't break them.
( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

And I'm an animator
Not a graphic designer. ;)
(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

hey, I liked it!
I just was sticking up for the person who said it could be a better quality
( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)

But your words seemed hurtful
and decimated what little confidence I had.

But that's alright! WHEY!
(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)

Bullies!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
(Gaizka Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)

/forms bully circle

( dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)

well, that's going onto the front page
excellent work :D
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

I was just about to eat as well
Woo
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

haha, excellent
Where did www.b3ta.com/board/7486545 go?
( pobblepop, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

Dirty thread deleting cuntery, methinks.

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)

Excellent! And compo it!
... and did the emo thread not provale after all, then?
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

pfft

( mr spoons, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)

that gets a click

( spaceage, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

brilliant
gets a click from me
woo
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

Mine didn't...
...Hack my hand off. I'm sending it back.
(Chitch, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)

FP THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOW
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

that's well animmed that :D
great idea :)
( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

Very very nicely done
:D
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)