rattles the old Morrissey/B3ta hornets nest


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( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

i hate morrisey
he is a miserable, torn faced cunt
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)

I don't hate Morrissey
he's a witty lyricist, great performer... but apparently a bit of git.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

^this

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)

^^This
in spades
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)

He looks a bit like milknosugar there

(Sticky Label, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

would

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)

*shuns*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)

You drove me to this!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)

no NO NO
BAD ARGY!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)

I'm leaning on a giant trifle at the corner of the street
in case a certain little lady come by


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)

Dirty curb crawlers!

( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)