From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha!
Toni Basil!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

winner!

( Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH ridiculous!
Scanners ftw!
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffft!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)

you know she was 39 when she released hey Mickey?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

*falls asleep*

( mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

*spoons*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

yeah, those 'handclaps' were actually her hip sockets popping as she frugged

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

Egad
She must be about, erm, quite old by now then?
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

I do now!

( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

hahahaha!
mind blowing
( mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahaha!
i like your entries cos i understand them.
more of this sort of thing.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)

I shall do my best.

( Afinkawan, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)

hahaha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

ha ha ha
great
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)

haha
bloody hell
( new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

messy woo from me!


*click*
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

Ah yes - the reference to anal sex that I missed at the time.
"So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it
I'll take it like a man."
(Spui, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Winnar!
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)

HAHAHAH
Loudest LOL evah in the history of b3ta - i nearly punctured a lung!
(cidersavedmylife, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)