Bon Jovi
Although living on a prayer will leave one bordering on malnutrition if the prayer is printed on ordinary paper, older works produced on papyrus may sustain someone for several days or even weeks.

Prayers produced in Gothic script by monks were often penned using the juice from berries as ink, which also adds many nutritious properties: plant produce with fruit and vegetable extract in addition to an archaic system of belief can be enough to suffice a man's belly and his soul.

I know, I need to get out more.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)

BEST. COMPO. ENTRY. EVER/

( mictoboy, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)

there should be more text entries

( new_matt, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

Oh leave him alone
at least he's tryi . . . oh

C];0)


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

Is this Amateur Night?

( The Great Architect, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)

Amateur spelling night maybe
;p
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

*books eyetest for HT*
*whistles*
( The Great Architect, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

Starting to look that way.

(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

you need to go away more

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)

What is this....
Imbecile Thursday ?
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)

you've gone wrong
read the faq
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)

text on a pic board
but a fair point and well made.

did you write that?
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

Apology
Yes I did write it.

Sorry about the text but I'm supposed to be working and Photoshop gets noticed.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)

really you don't say?

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

He's awesome

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)

There's a reason it's called an IMAGE challenge, arsewipe

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:57, archived)

I haven't heard ARSEWIPE in yonks...
I also haven't heard yonks in.... well.... yonks!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:02, archived)

words is not a picture

( mr spoons, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

I think you need
to post a picture...Rather than just 'Paintinfg it with words'....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

A bit hammy

( Cocksure, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)

anal receiver issue
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)

I like spoons
they are good for eating soup with
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

*checks url*
hmmm...I am at b3ta....
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)

WINNAR!

( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:06, archived)

910 more words
and you'll be fine.
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)