Since it's turning into a misheard-lyrics compo... *

Edit : * Ok, only slightly.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)

is it?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

there must be some porpoise to this
/I really tried not to misuse the word porpoise but failed blog
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

silly starfish

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

I dolphink I get it.

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:39, archived)

If it's turning into one
surely it's your responsibility to help improve the signal:noise ratio?
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

Love to
But I'm having a very uninspired week (even more than usual).
I do, however, have bagels. Anyone want one?
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)

I have no idea what song that is or what you're misshearing it as

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

Don't Stop Moving - The Outhere Brothers

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)

Find me and follow me
Through corridors and OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUTTING THAT DIRK INTO MY SPINE IT DOESN'T BELONG THERE STUPID FUCKING MANATEE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I BRING YOU ANYWHERE
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

I thought we were trying to avoid that....
because it's already been done... a while ago.

I could be wrong, I just work here.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:37, archived)

No it's not!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)