Aww, aren't they lovely


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Mushroom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

Walking on the beaches
Being harassed by mutantly-large alien fruits?
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)

something like that
yes.
( Mushroom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

haha wrong peaches :D

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Peaches
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

Suck my cock like you’re drowning and the ball contain oxygen

(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

Is that how you like your cock sucked?
I can think of nicer ways
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:55, archived)

I'm bored of those ways
I need extra these days.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:02, archived)

*fucks the pain away*

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 15:11, archived)

but it appears the fruit is looking at them
nicely, all the same.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:52, archived)

In soviet russia the peaches look at you

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

nah, they've already looked at those ones.
they're now looking at the even bigger ones behind the camera.
( Mushroom, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:53, archived)

Fruit not have eyes!
How fruit see?1?
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:54, archived)

potatoes have eyes
but them's not fruit.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)