I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop

Edit: since posting this I realise I actually have this wrong:
"Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Greek word moros meaning "dull" (as opposed to sharp) and used to describe a person with a mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25)."

So I guess Roland is a moron.

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( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

Jilted John!
Isn't he still going these days? Didn't he do that bunsen burner song?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

No, Jilted John is Graham Fellows (possibly better known as John Shuttleworth)
Bunsen Burner was John Otway
( magnum, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

YOUR MA AND PA
THEY JUST WANNA KICK ME
AND I SAY, COR BABY
THAT'S REALLY FREE
( mofaha, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

I met Wild Willy Barrett's mum once
she had a beard too
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

I haven't heard him since John Shuttleworth's Open Mind
curse that bbc for only keeping their shows up for a week :(
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

well he does live in Downs street

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Ning!

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)