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(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)

OH SHIT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

i stock photo
is the best song evar.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

the negro observer is big and strong.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:14, archived)

Woo!
This is special!


have a biscuit.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

IS THAT TOM CRUISE? I DO NOT CARE FOR HIM ONE LITTLE BIT

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)

NO

( mofaha, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)

I STILL DO NOT CARE FOR HIM.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)

YES!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)

Bo Jangles . . . right?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)

This makes me happy, too.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:17, archived)

FUCK ME!
IT IS UNDER 50K!!!!
Congratulations you twat.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)

y r u being mean 2 me?

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)

Because you are shit.
I dont like shit.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

Why do you spend so much time on the talk board then

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:28, archived)

That was many moons ago when I was in a business I just did not like.
and before CS2 graced me with its endless wonder;)
Edit: Fair point though.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:31, archived)

LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:36, archived)

Ummm,
NO
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)

Arflings tossed in oil!
Might work for repost on 'missheard lyrics' someday too.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)