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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaariel!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariel
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)

*looks at filename*
Nope, I'm still RISsing.

EDIT - Woo!
( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)

Mrs Robinson,
by Simon and Garfunkel. Awful awful awful song.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)

take that back!
Simon and Garfunkel are gods!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)

"LIiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake a bridge... ovaaaaa debbies daughter...."
the what?

cylon and garfunkel?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)

no it's true
although their music is ace
that song is fucking shit
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)

why?
it's fairly cheery
( Mushroom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)

It's fab, if you take it out of the context of the film
it's a really literate and cutting satire of...oh bollocks, it's got nice 'chucka-chucka' bits.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)

there is something about that really grates

( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)

I've not seen the film
is that why I like the song?
( Mushroom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)

no, the film's wonderful
it's just that...well, it's like seeing a film then reading the book - it's impossible not to picture anne bancroft now when i hear the song, which makes it a bit less great just because it puts someone else's pictures in your head.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)

next you'll be telling me you don't like Cecilia....
:S
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yes thay are, Its just that I hate this particular song.
When I gig I do a cover of Sound of Silence, in an EBM style.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

heathen

( Mushroom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)

U R FAIL

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

I said awful song, not song writers!!!
Blimey! Although I do hate hendrix and the beatles.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)

*aghast*
I can see how if you don't like the sound of Hendrix, then you wouldn't like any of his stuff. But people who claim to hate the Beatles confuse me a bit - it's like claiming to hate food, i'm like..."what, ALL of it? But it's all so different..." o_O
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:22, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

I can apreciate the beatles as musicians,
John and Paul are excellent musicians, I cant get into their music. I just don't get alot of it, I find it uninspiring and bland. Something that also put me off was the hype about them at music college, and all the band that are ripping them off.

Hendrix I found to be not that interesting. Before i started listening to hendrix I had already been listening to alot of blues and jazz, and i saw alot of stuff hendrix did had been done.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

meh
although the beatles were wildy innovative towards the end, they are, today, aural vanilla ice cream
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:29, archived)

every way you look at it you lose!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:15, archived)

Psssst
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)

oooooh oooh woahoho! :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:12, archived)

So here to you mrs robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you can know.

^clicks^
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)

thank you...
I ain't doing anymore of these now...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)

Ah - the PO box of the neighbour of the beast
/gets coat, etc.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)

ha!
*seduces*
( mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)

I get it...
but I think you mean 'deity'. I thought you meant he was a bit thin...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis got into the Christmas spirits *hic* on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)

spleling wqas nefer my strong suite

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)

sorry to be the pedant...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis got into the Christmas spirits *hic* on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)

there's not a lot of fat in one fish and a loaf of bread split 5,001 ways...
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

lol
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis got into the Christmas spirits *hic* on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)

DEITY!
I was ris-ing my tits off til I realised.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)

hello lampost, wotcha knowing?
i've come to watch your flowers grow~ing
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)

feeling BOOB-IEEEEEEEEEEESSS
lalalalaaalaalaalaa
Feeling Boobies.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)

*snuggles in*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)

hahaha!
do-bi-do, do do do
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)

Coo-coo-cachew!
THAT'S GREAT!
*likes*
(Chitch, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)