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( Leningrad, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

Pfffft!
This has to win!
( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

That's a wee bit harsh
the bitch

Sort her out
(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

Arf!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

retoast and jammin' :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

i'm a ham-sandwich-toucher

( Leningrad, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

you are mongychops AICMFP
(well done sir)
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahahaha

( Mushroom, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

aaaaaaahahahah

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

I hate Bob Marley!
Also w00!
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)

Pfft!
That looks like a cheese shop though?
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

deli?

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)

hahaha
oi, Marley!!! Sort it aaaaaaaut!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

looks like Mark Owen from Take That
just saying
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5573857
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

fucking hell
i like this
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)

What about the rest of the wailers?
we hope they like Jam in it too.

(he ordered quite a lot of sandwiches you see)
(Mickeyburns, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)