Doubly Misheard Lyrics


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

Bomb the little handed twunt?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

LOL!
That'll do it for me!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

Wasn't he the author of
fisting for beginners?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

he'd be a good fisting tutor
start off small......
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Can he actually form a fist?
or is it just a limp backwards stumpy L shape?
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

:)

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

:D
and tj:

shitting horses! :(

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/legal.php

bah! when did this happen?
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Oh Fuck
Indeed

??
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

I'm sure it was on there a wee while ago to be careful about the mp3's that got uploaded
it's very sad :(
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

that's fucked up
some people - sheesh!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

Beware!

( xandmi TV treated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

I wanna see him go
BANG!!11
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)