Sorry


Have some anticlimaxicated humour

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(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

haha. have a pea.
oh dear.

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

What rhymes with BLUNT?

( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

cunt or funt
you decide
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Punt.
Also Shunt and Brunt
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

S P U N T !

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

MUNT
er
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

hehe
i actully like eating lemons though,
but i am also an insomniac
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

I pretend to be insomniac sometimes, just for fun
until 3 this morning i'd had 2 hours of sleep in 55 hours.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

yes but i dont sleep
i drink coffee and stare at the ceiling all night
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

Never sleep?
I stared at b3ta and drank coffee for 43 hours solid.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

well i sleep when im in "the zone"
but most of the time im to damn angry to get in "the zone"
well thats what the phsyciactric said
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

Fair enough.
I think I will sleep tonight, as I have nothing better to do.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Sleep-induced hallucinations ftw!

(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Oranges are not the only fruit

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

I know
I have eaten two huge bowls of fruit and cream this evening.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

hahaha
click
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)