last one tonight (cos its poo)

_{supermassive black mole?}

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

a fish shaped mole
i just wanna chop it up and make some Quaka-MOLEY
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

oddly its real
i just made it bigger and blacker
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

there was a woman in subway
today, who had a mole like a bran flake on her lip it was gross. She kept licking it when concentrating too :o(
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

its only funny when,
theres like one hair growing off it and a few organisms
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

Orgasms are always good.
Hare involved or not.
( xandmi TV treated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

I said organisims not orgasms
but both are good enough
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

Needs more helicopter and bridge
:D
( petehix Board Sig:, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

hehe

( mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)

yay for replies!
and woo for fluffposts!

( mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)

What a chipper chap!
Nice!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

That's not literal lyrics
That's a pun based on song lyrics. Why do people keep doing that?
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)

:) cos people get all angry and stuff
www.b3ta.com/board/7494796
( mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

Oh the annoyance
I'm no Board Nazi but this compo is doing my poor spazzy nut in.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 0:28, archived)

*attempts to cheer up*

( mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)

Because you are sexy
AICMFP


Calling you in a bit x
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)

hey
what film is this ? i remember the film but not the name lol
(JadeFalcon, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 2:44, archived)