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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14,
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*dons banana suit*
woo yay
I know nothing about this other than what I learned from Family Guy... which is how I pick up on most 'current' trends
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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^this
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THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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pffft
but jelly means jam
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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jam is different...
kinda like orange juice and orange squash... if you get the analogy
jam is made with real fruit pieces and jelly is a sugary concoction of shite
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likeajackhammer,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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^this
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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like red currant jelly?
mmmm - venison.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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I quite like venison . . .
. . .
but it's a bit . . . deer
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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*smacks head*
Doe!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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Bah!
That one was way too obvious . . . antler any more contrived ones?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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Just that it's the perfect meal for a stag do
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31,
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Oh, buck your ideas up.
we must've herd these puns before.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31,
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There's plenty of puns I've herbivore
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32,
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They're kinda hart to swallow, though
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34,
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that's because you browse my website
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35,
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Pffft
I actually had to read that a few times before seeing that one :p
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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I fawn over them daily
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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yeha but when americans say jelly
they mean jam
don't they?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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yup.
it's the old crisp/chip problem!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20,
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Psssst
Congrats *huggles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21,
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thank you
i shall be all kilted up and everything!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:22,
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you getting wedded or bummed or something?
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23,
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hopefully both but mainly married
two weeks on friday
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:27,
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the 31st?
Braw! TLH's eldest gets married the Friday before! Huzzah and Congrats!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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happy 22nd bathday!
yay
BANJOS - and not in the Glasgow sense.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32,
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thank you very much squire
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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wonderfunk
congratulations... b3ta bash for the reception?
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:36,
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Phwoar! Piccies please!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23,
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righto
i might even show you the superman pants that i shall be wearing =D
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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Over or under the kilt?
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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on his heed!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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pffft
under, silly
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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again... not quite... jam has fruit pieces in... whereas jelly is strained...
like shreaded or shreadless marmalade
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likeajackhammer,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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Shredded ftw!
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35,
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penut butter jelly and a base ball bat!
way yeah way yeah way yeah way yeah and daygo daygo daygo daygo ect.
woo to you mrsMr.jeccy
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16,
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I know I got bitch tits...
..but I aint no missus lol
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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jeely sandwiches!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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Good moaning
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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'ello
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20,
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'lo KW
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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Good groaning
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21,
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Thanks, I've just had it stuffed
er..
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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