opened teh cupboard this morning...

'ning all

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

*dons banana suit*
woo yay

I know nothing about this other than what I learned from Family Guy... which is how I pick up on most 'current' trends
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

^this

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

pffft
but jelly means jam
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

jam is different...
kinda like orange juice and orange squash... if you get the analogy

jam is made with real fruit pieces and jelly is a sugary concoction of shite
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

^this

(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

like red currant jelly?
mmmm - venison.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

I quite like venison . . .
. . .

but it's a bit . . . deer


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

*smacks head*
Doe!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

Bah!
That one was way too obvious . . . antler any more contrived ones?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

Just that it's the perfect meal for a stag do

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)

Oh, buck your ideas up.
we must've herd these puns before.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)

There's plenty of puns I've herbivore

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

They're kinda hart to swallow, though

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)

that's because you browse my website


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)

Pffft
I actually had to read that a few times before seeing that one :p
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

I fawn over them daily

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

yeha but when americans say jelly
they mean jam
don't they?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

yup.
it's the old crisp/chip problem!
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

Psssst
Congrats *huggles*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)

thank you
i shall be all kilted up and everything!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

you getting wedded or bummed or something?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

hopefully both but mainly married
two weeks on friday
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)

the 31st?
Braw! TLH's eldest gets married the Friday before! Huzzah and Congrats!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

happy 22nd bathday!
yay

BANJOS - and not in the Glasgow sense.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)

thank you very much squire

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

wonderfunk
congratulations... b3ta bash for the reception?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)

Phwoar! Piccies please!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)

righto
i might even show you the superman pants that i shall be wearing =D
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

Over or under the kilt?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

on his heed!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

pffft
under, silly
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)

again... not quite... jam has fruit pieces in... whereas jelly is strained...
like shreaded or shreadless marmalade
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)

Shredded ftw!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)

penut butter jelly and a base ball bat!
way yeah way yeah way yeah way yeah and daygo daygo daygo daygo ect.
woo to you mrsMr.jeccy
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

I know I got bitch tits...
..but I aint no missus lol
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

jeely sandwiches!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

Good moaning

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

'ello

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

'lo KW

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)

Good groaning

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed



er..
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)