AHA!


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( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)

Hahahaha!
TJ: Glad I don't live in Peterborough news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6943734.stm
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)

haha, I just caught that too
I'm sure there are far worse T shirts out there
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)

Yeah, I'll have to review my tshirt collection
And what about car stickers saying "back off or I'll hit you with a big stick" and stuff like that?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

Crivens!
The hotel we used to go to had a sign behind reception saying 'We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left'
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

haha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

*googles*...yep
www.foulmouthshirts.com/
www.boffensive.com/index2.htm
www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

I have a dial M for Motherf*cker Tshirt
I got the worst looks when I wore it around London when I was last down there... I thought they'd be ready for it... but they weren't.

mummy mummy - why is that man wearing that bad Tshirt? Don't look at it darling, he's just a bad man and his mummy mustn't love him... pitty him but NEVER forgive him
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)

also
me me me - stories about me, very interesting, but here's how that applies to me, enough about me, what do you think about me...?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

Pffft!
snipurl.com/peterborough
( head-doctor internet, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)

bastard

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)

^this^

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)

this whole pc business is just p*ssing me off

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

Could you not use that language please,
you might offend someone :p
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

STFU!
;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

Yeah it's happened before
I have far more offensive ones than that!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha!
I'm fond of Peterbugger . . . I met someone very lovely for the first time there . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

I love it too
Although the last time I went there the Cathedral caught fire :/
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

I got asked to remove my hat
after being in the pub for 5 hours! so we left.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

Do they know who YOU are?

( head-doctor internet, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)

Carowallis?

( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

they said 'fuck' and 'wank' in the Guardian at the weekend
I will write to Peterborough Council - something must be done
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

*tuts*

( head-doctor internet, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)

Won't someone think of the children?

( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)

Surely wearing a 'wacky' slogan t-shirt
deserves this kind of treatment
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)

especially when he has such offensive hair

( mictoboy, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:48, archived)

AND his name's Mr Pratt
He isn't a lucky chap, is he?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)

*Hides Meatspin T-shirt*
Yes, I actually own one
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)

Seriously?
*rings Blackpool Borough Council, then Fylde and Wyre Councils for good measure*
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)

Yes, it's quite discreet though :)
I'm yet to wear it - I'm unsure whether the general reaction would be 'Hahaha, how ironic' or 'Jesus Christ, this guy is a colossal pervert'. It's been sat in my wardrobe for about 18 months.
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)

Wear it to a bash
B3tans would love it anyway :)
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)

there are more reasons than that
to be glad not to live in peterborough
( new_matt, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)

Funky Disco Lady?
'Funky Disco Lady,
Bobbing up and down!
Funk Disco Lady!
Dancing all around!'
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)

Tha Mac-a Rayner:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)

Pfft, I liked my idea more :p
It had slap bass and synth. The video had codpieces.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

What?
Like fishfingers?:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)

Yes
Just like fishfingers :D
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)

Profit!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)

DANCE!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)