Last one before I go eat lunch


Apologies for my lack of MS Paint talent.

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

now do a Girls of Porn one
;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)

In my glorious triangle-bodied paint stylings?

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)

exactly

"my hands are tired and my dick gets sore, but the girls of porn want more"
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

hmm... how tempting
but first, lunch!
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

we got....
gushin gonads and tingling tushes
hairy balls and hairy bushes
s&m, whips and chains
pregnant ladies with the m m m m m menstrual pains....
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

We got girls who eat your pee and poo
and guys who love to fuck you shoe
( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

there's she-males, lesbos and shaved beave,
D-cup mommas with so much cleave
senior citizens who love to watch
and sniff those skidmarks from your crotch....

YEEEEEAAAAAAH!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

I'm going to get a cup of coffee

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)

*makes [ THAT NOISE! ]*

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)

Parapalegic
inhuman liar!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)

You have to be careful
donkeys are terribly flammable
( Stilton Cheesewright, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)

I LOVE THIS!
can i request Love Is A Fist?
Woo *click*
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:25, archived)

Yes, you damn well can!

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)

sod it
do the whole album - it is very worthy!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)

I like your idea
And wholeheartedly agree with you about the worthiness of that album.

Their whole discogrpahy might be stretching it though.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)

never
i did California a coupla months ago - so much fun to make and then sit back for a RIS shower!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)

Disco Volante ftw!
'Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz'
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)

The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny
:)
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)

Have you checked the microwave for pets?

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)