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(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)

OMG we're all going to die?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)

Them is "targets on a US bombing raid"..?
:S
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)

Ah, it's that old folk song
The Flags on my Uniform Exist in a Different Spatial Dimension Than I
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)

Ah, existential warfare.
If I torture prisoners of war, and nobody is around to take pictures of it on their camera phone, am I really torturing them?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)

Hahaha

( Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)

seven nation
army...?
(walrys, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS

(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)

Oh my gawd

( Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

Amy Wino!?
Is that her name?
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)

Needs more red marker pen on her chest
to indicate where the adrenaline injection should go.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

Can you not see the big needle tattoo on her left arm?

( Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)

Wicked
I need a sofa.
(walrys, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

good enough excuse I'd say

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)

I think
she looks better in that.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

Agreed

(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

pah!


Don't get me going :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

She has 'man milk' on her leg..
go on, admit it.. it is YOURS!
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

*hangs head in shame*
I think it's the stumps that really do it for me
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)

"paraplegics with beards anonomous"..


Prolly has an opening for you ;)
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)

hahaha

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)

ooh the truth!
She's one of those shape-shifting assassins from The Last Starfighter!
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)

edit

(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

AVAST!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)

GAH!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)

dagger is inserted...
..erm...

Woo pic!
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)

7 nation army
^ bollocks!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

Bowm.de ba ba ba bowm bowm...
(you could be correct)
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

I wasn't first though
although I didn't give my answer in the form of a question.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

do you want
a consolation prize...
/edit consolation



or just a hug
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)

I will accept that thing gratefully thanks!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

Claim it as yours...
He ninja'ed his post ;)
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)

'tis a great riff.
 
Anybody know where they stole it from?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)

Was it somebody talented?
Or an obscure blues artist?
( Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)

And a great drum beat.




Pfff... pfffttt.... PFFFTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( mofaha, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)

You crazy laughing bastard

( Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

Go on ..
fill us in..
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

I dunno, just casting aspersions.
 
MAY THEY RETURN A THOUSANDFOLD.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

umbrellas at the ready!!

( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)

You caught anything with them yet
or do we need more bait
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)

"Show me the way to go home..."

\gives up
\(gets eaten..in the BAD way)
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

who do you think you are kidding mister hitler?
If you think my seams are gone?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

8 nation army...
No, wait...
(McMurphy, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

Ah, the old favourite,
#Wait a minute, where's Frenchy?#
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)

or indeed "Britishy"

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:29, archived)

Welshy, Nornirony and Shotchy are back at the barracks,
waiting for Englishy to return.

Probably with whips and paddles.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)

\'whips'..

then

\'paddles'..
( mikenco, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)

Lurpak Wop Jap Yank Sassenach Gook Kraut
by Girls Aloud?
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

I think they entered that in the Eurovision song contest

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)